Right, so you want to know if I can really write, do you? Fine. Here are some samples from three of my books to look over. I'm sure they'll inspire you to buy copies not only for yourself, but all of your friends, family, close relatives, distant relatives, co-workers, mere acquaintances, pen pals, neighbors and future generations, too. Hey, it's a pipedream, but a dream nonetheless.

Also, all PDFs here represent semi-unedited versions of the final books. The publisher may have made minor changes after the PDFs were created.

Okay, here's the thing about "Gaylias." My editor feels very strongly that prologues and epilogues are disposable and don't need to be in books. Unfortunately, this means that she made the decision to excise them from the book. This was not my choice and I still feel very strongly that they should be a part of the finished, published novel.

So I'm offering them here as free downloads (I'm told these will also be offered as free extra files with purchased versions of the e-book). Obviously, some of the information in them had to be placed into other chapters of the main story, so you will see a few things that are repeated.

Click here to download a PDF of Prologue, Chapter 1 and Epilogue of Gaylias

From "Andy Stevenson Vs. the Lord of the Loins."
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And, finally, from "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to My Sexual Orientation."
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