23Apr/126

A Letter to Roxette’s Per Gessle and Marie Fredriksson

April 23rd, 2012

Dear Per Gessle and Marie Fredriksson,

I know your latest album, Traveling, reflects your time during the Charm School tour, but as I’ve listened to it, I’ve been doing a little reflecting of my own. You see, Roxette has been in my life since I was a college freshman back in 1988 and heard the first chords of The Look on the radio. Even the b-side of the cassette single, Silver Blue, was magic! And that’ll be a word–magic–you’ll hear me bring up quite a bit where Roxette is concerned. Why? Because in the years that followed, I’d scour record shows and import music stores for rare vinyl releases and, shortly to come, CD singles with rare b-sides. It was at one such store no longer in business called Grand Rapids Compact Disc that they saved a genuine first edition copy of your Pearls of Passion album for me. That album played a huge part in how I came to befriend, date and eventually marry my husband. See? Magic.
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21Apr/126

Classic Blog Post: My F*****g Trip To Phoenix (Or Why My Life Is A Comedy)

April 21st, 2012

Original Publication Date: 9/28/08

So let’s get to it, shall we? I thought I’d amuse you with tales from my f*****g trip to Phoenix two weeks ago.  I had the whole thing planned out nearly perfectly!  Provided everything went like clockwork, I’d fly into Chicago first thing Saturday morning, take a taxi to the house where Pookie had been staying, pack up his car that was still there and be on the road in an hour, an hour and a half at the most.  Each day would consist of 600 miles of driving, putting me in Phoenix by midday on Monday, which would allow me to spend one full day of blissful couple-ism before his mother flew in.  Once she arrived, I’d haul ass out the following day. Does anything ever go to plan? Please. This is why my life is a comedy, mostly of errors.
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19Apr/1216

Call Me Underdog: A Stream of Thought

April 19th, 2012

What follows this intro is the result of a couple crappy nights of sleep, some dodgy days with dad out in public, and an overall need to let some poison out of my system. I tried to go to sleep Sunday night and finally gave up after a few hours. It wasn’t happening and my brain needed a download. I switched on the laptop around 1 a.m. and decided to just let the chips fall where they may. Someone on a Facebook group had referred to me as an underdog, so I started with that thought and let it blow out of proportion from here. Keep in mind (if you do decide to read this) that I was being emotional and, at times, probably overly honest. It’s also barely edited. Barely.

Here we go…
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16Apr/1213

Pirated Ebooks Piss Authors Off, State “We Are Legion!”

April 16th, 2012

I have this friend. She’s a fellow author. And if you say the word “pirate” around her, this former law enforcement officer’s trigger finger literally starts twitching. Then comes the rage. Ah, but the lovely G.A. Hauser has a reason for her reaction and it has to do with the sheer amount of money being stolen from her due to pirate torrent sites offering her eBooks for free. Writing for a smaller market already reduces the amount of royalties we can make–and believe me, we don’t make much–so this hurts when it happens. It’s happened to me and I’m not nearly as big a name as most. Our fight against pirate sites is also common knowledge between authors and our readers who interact with us in person or through social media. Imagine my surprise last week when someone posted this on my Facebook wall: “Well, since no one can police ‘piracy’ and you can download programs for secure downloading or use a proxy server, who is dumb enough to PAY for eBooks at all?”
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14Apr/1214

Classic Blog Post: The Ugliness We Should Never Have To See

April 14th, 2012

Original Publication Date: 9/20/08

I enjoy horror films.  They’ve been an adrenalin rush, a curse, a healthy jolt and recently, again, something quite ugly.

Let me go back in time for a moment.  A co-worker and fellow horror film fan ushered me over to his cube one day about four years ago and said he had something to show me.  He tended to be a little more “out there” and fringe than most people I knew, not necessarily in a good way, so I tended to make the effort to stay on his good side and avoid any unpleasantness.
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12Apr/1212

Catching A Memory

April 12th, 2012

Finally getting my guy to answer a few interview questions turned out better than I’d hoped. The blog post about him received more than double the amount of traffic I usually bring in. I mentioned this to him, which prompted the response “Bet you wish you wouldn’t have asked me to behave. I might have brought in more if I’d replied to them like I do to you.” Yes, Pookie is now enjoying the idea of considering himself an entertainer. Well, if insulting your audience works for Don Rickles and Lisa Lampanelli, then maybe he does have a future in it. More important than his post-retirement aspirations, though, is that this was the first weekend we’d had together since the wedding and you know what that means!
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9Apr/1222

An Interview With the Man Behind the Author…Literally and Figuratively!

April 9th, 2012

It only took…what…a year to make this happen? If there’s one thing about Pookie, it’s that he’s always got at least 4 or 5 things going on at the same time. He’s a multi-tasker, so trying to get him to sit down and concentrate on something like this isn’t the easiest thing in the world. It helped that I narrowed it down to 10 questions, so he was gracious in accommodating me so that I might entertain you. After all, there’s something to be said about the man behind the author…besides “harder” and “faster!” You know, while taking dictation.

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5Apr/120

Classic Blog Post: First 2 Reviews Are In!

April 5th, 2012

Note From Kage: I tried. I really did. I started writing several different topics tonight that just went nowhere. The reason for this? I’ve had to deal with vehicle maintenance on both my Jeep and Pookie’s car over the past two days, I’m behind in getting done what I need in the new book this week, he’s coming home tomorrow and my mind, body and spirit are all going three different directions in anticipation of his arrival. So, I’m afraid that I’m simply going to pass along two classic reviews of my first two books and hope this inspires you to either a copy, buy two copies or buy three copies and give one to a friend or one-night stand to enjoy as you boot him out the door in the morning.

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2Apr/125

Famous People Who Should Get To Know Me…I Mean I Should Get To Know Them!

April 2nd, 2012

Friends have teased me over the years about some of the pictures I’ve had the opportunity to take with some rather well-known faces. Believe me, it was chance and circumstance that lead to most of these. As for the rest? I’ll admit that being in the right place at the right time takes a bit of skill, but it’s so worthwhile! No, I’m not an opportunist. There’s just some pretty awesome people out there who should get to know me…I mean who I should get to know. Yeah…that’s my story and I’m sticking with it.
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31Mar/122

Classic Blog Post: My Amusing How-I-Spent-My-DragonCon 2008 Report

March 31st, 2012

Original Publication Date: 9/11/08

Sit back, relax and dig in as I attempt to amuse you with my slightly overdue DragonCon report.  Yes, slightly overdue.  Dodging the Grandmonster’s his squads is bad enough, but to avoid Julie Caitlin Brown’s, too? Ugh. Let’s start at the beginning.  I flew into Atlanta Thursday afternoon (no delayed flights…uncanny and almost unbelievable) and arrived just in time to shove my bags in the room before heading down to join “the line”.
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